Showing posts with label Lance Horner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lance Horner. Show all posts

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Rogue Roman by Lance Horner (Pan, 1970)

Found on a dusty shelf in the Green Shed:


Imperial Rome--centre of the world--throbbing with the white heat of violence, bloodshed and uninhibited sexuality...

Bought as an actor, kidnapped by pirates, sold as a gladiator, young Cleon's beauty and flagrant masculinity made every woman--harlots and Vestal Virgins alike--desire him.

And passion drives Cleon to help destroy a Caesar who combined the vices of his predecessors with his own special perversions--the Emperor Nero.
Soft-core sixties smut, with a plot revolving around a hero whose main attribute is... the size of his, um, main attribute:
Contux took a firmer grip on the cloth and yanked.  There was a ripping sound and the hand came away with the front of Cleon's tunic clutched in the swollen fingers...  "I take it back.  He's more than a man - he's a true stallion.  He was shouting the words and waving the cloth for all to see.
(Page 125) 

Why am I suddenly reminded of Biggus Dickus?